November 2010
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five things.
Five things you will find if you open my bag:
1. a permanent marker 2. my coin purse 3. a book 4. cinnamon lipgloss 5. life savers
Five things in my bedroom: 1. rupert 2. clothes, both clean and dirty, on the floor 3. candy, if i’m lucky 4. dust 5. books, on the floor
Five things I want to do in my lifetime: 1. have my work recognized and published,...
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de se coucher à côté de toi, immersé dans le son...
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my mom says i'm not allowed to date jamaicans
because we might be related and it might be incest.
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lemon fingers.
mom: HEY!
me: =\
mom: heheheheheh WHAT BODY PART DOES A LEMON LOOK LIKE?!
me: *thinking: omg if my mom says testicles today, i might have a heart attack*
mom: WELL?!
me: uhh ..
mom: FINGERS!
me: what.
mom: LMFAO YEA I SAW THESE LEMONS ON TV THAT LOOKED LIKE FINGERS KAY BYE LOLOLOLOLOL
me: -_-"
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conversations with rat boy.
rat boy: you know how much i hate condoms
me: no. we never had sex.
rat boy: i know but ..
me: ...
rat boy: she had a miscarriage
me: *sips on dr pepper*
rat boy: i have an STD
me: *sip sip*
rat boy: what if i have HIV?
me: *shakes cup*
rat boy: you're so beautiful.
me: *sluuuuuurp*
rat boy: ...
me: you're a fucking idiot.
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FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO KENSINGTON.
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memory.: rstlne.
lomticksoftoast:
When I was a kid, we had this FABULOUS Sony television set. I would sit in front of that 22” screen for hours, watching everything I could, from Pingu to documentaries on fisheries in the Northwest. A special time for me was after dinner because that is when “Wheel of Fortune” would come on. My mom and I would sit in front of our amazing television set and SCREAM out answers...
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hey guess what? here's some butt.
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oye -_-"
me: what did you cook?
mom: like a steak.
WHAT THE HELL IS 'LIKE A STEAK' MOM?
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me...
– Daria